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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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