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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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