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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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