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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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