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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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