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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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