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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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