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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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