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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Rex
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lynx 😺
a tiger 🐯
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
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