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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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