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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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