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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Luke Skywalker
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a hyena 🐺
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lion 🦁
a bear 🐻
a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
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