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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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