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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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