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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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