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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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