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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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