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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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