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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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