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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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