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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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