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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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