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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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