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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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