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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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