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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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