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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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