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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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