Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.