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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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