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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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