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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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