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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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