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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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