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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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