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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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