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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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