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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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