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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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