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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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