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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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