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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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