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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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