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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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