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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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