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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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