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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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