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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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