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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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