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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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