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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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