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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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