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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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