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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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