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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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