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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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