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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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