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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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