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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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