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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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