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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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