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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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