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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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