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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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