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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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